Me After Meeting You

“N-No ….”

With such an obvious smirk on her face and lips curled up so high that she couldn’t even force them down, she wasn’t convincing at all. Who’d believe that she wasn’t laughing?

Ian pushed her down.

Amber hadn’t found a chance to catch her breath, since she had laughed so hard all her muscles had relaxed. She breathlessly asked, “What’re you going to do to me?”

Ian stuffed another condom into her hand, and fearlessly said, “I feel like we should try again. Put it on for me!”

He was so confident that Amber felt like she had to give him the proper respect. However, she also felt ethically obligated to remind him, “That … Ahem, I don’t really mind trying again, but are you sure you want to do so? Your allergic reaction may very well worsen, causing swelling, festering … and you might even become impotent for a long period of time.”

Ian felt unbearably stymied. “Damn!”

He flipped them around, moved his face to her shoulder, opened his mouth, and fiercely ground his teeth against her white and tender shoulder. He continued until Amber was so itchy that she broke into laughter and fell into his lap.

Ian looked at her, curled up like a tiny prawn from laughing, and felt speechless. He had started biting her to vent his frustration, but the more he bit, the hotter his anger was stoked. His heart had an unbearable itch, as if it had been scratched by a cat.

He finally stopped biting her. Then, he climbed up the bed, kissed her lips and tongue passionately, hugged her hard, and finally grumbled incoherently, “… It feels bad!”

Amber patted him on the back insincerely. “It’ll be fine. Just don’t agitate it any further.”

Ian bit her lips frustratedly again, picked up her hand, and guided it towards his nether regions. He wanted to physically show her how badly he was feeling.

Amber patiently asked, “Do you want to take a cold bath? Or maybe rub some balm on it … Aah!”

He had forced her legs open and then suddenly slid his fingers inside her. Amber didn’t expert such an abrupt move, and she groaned in displeasure.

“I-Ian … akh-”

However, the roughness also stimulated her on some level, so when his fingers moved around, she felt … quite pleasurable.

Ian raised his upper body slightly, and when he saw that she had completely succumbed to his dextrous hand strokes, and was almost about to explode, he mercilessly pulled his fingers out and slowly declared, “Think of a solution for me.”

He had stopped so abruptly that Amber was caught off guard.

“….”

Honestly, when he teased her like that, she really wanted to smack him in the face! She covered her blushing face with her hand, tried to to calm her urges, and softly replied, “Alright … Go wash up first. I’ll help you think of a solution.”

And only then did Ian finally let go of her and go into the washroom.

But what else could Amber have said? As a doctor, if he had a cold or fever or something like that, then she could give him a prescription. But something like a penile infection ….

Helpless, she could only call Susan, and in the most serious tone she could muster, ask, “What’s the best solution for a male experiencing an allergic reaction to a condom?”

Susan immediately guessed at what was going on. “Your rich boyfriend? He’s allergic to condoms?”

Amber coughed awkwardly.

Susan started laughing crazily. “Hahaha, really?! You just moved back today, and you even told me that I didn’t need to come over for a housewarming party. I even thought that you two were going to … Anyways, what’s up with this allergic reaction?”

Amber pleaded, “Hey, hey, Dr. Susan. Please keep your professional ethics in mind.”

Susan started laughing even more uproariously. “Dear, you’re a really amusing person.”

Amber o()o

Amber felt very exasperated, but also that this situation was actually very funny. Mr. Axton had prepared so diligently for tonight, and even made Billy send him so many condoms. But in the end … He was defeated by a mere condom.

Amber also started laughing along with Susan.

When they were done, Amber patted her face to sober up a bit. “Alright, please help me think of a solution.”

“I’m also not quite sure what the best course of action is. After all, I work with women.”

“Dr. Susan, do you believe that I’ll beat you up?”

Susan started laughing again. “Come and beat me! It’s not like you’re going to do anything with your rich boyfriend tonight anyways.”

Amber glanced guiltily at the door. ‘If Ian heard Susan say that, he’d probably grind her to death, wouldn’t he?’

Without any other options, Amber could only say, “Alright, stop talking trash.”

Only when Susan stopped laughing did she agree. “Alright, I’ll help you find an expert, and I can ask him about how to best resolve the condition.”

“Okay, but make sure to tell him that the patient’s skin is very sensitive, and he even had septicemia not too long ago.”

After Amber finished describing Ian’s medical history, she was afraid of Susan saying something degrading next time they met.

She knew that she’d suffer the consequences if Ian overheard such comments, so she made sure to add, “When you’re done asking, please send me the prescription via text and not voice. Thank you.”

Even after Amber disconnected the call, she felt like she could still hear phantoms of Susan’s laughter.Text property © Nôvel(D)ra/ma.Org.

But even though Susan had laughed at the situation, she was a very reliable person.

By the time Ian finished his bath, Amber had already received the prescription. There was both medication to be ingested and a paste to be externally applied, but the most important thing was the following directions: Scratching and washing it with hot water were prohibited, and he had to abstain from sexual activity for the next two weeks during the treatment and recovery periods.

When Amber finished reading the instructions out loud, she blinked, and then obediently handed her phone over to Ian.

Ian …. had an interesting expression on his face.

Amber had originally calmed down, but when she saw his expression, she couldn’t stop herself from bursting out into laughter again.

She lowered her head and tried to stop herself, but Ian lifted her jaw. She bit down on her fingers, her almond eyes tearing up as she looked at him.

“That funny, huh?”

His tone had a dangerous edge to it, and Amber hugged his waist in forgiveness as she buried her head in his embrace, laughed, and said, “I didn’t say that it was funny ….”

Ian couldn’t help but start smiling at the ridiculous situation as well.